Movies 101: In Closing

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Movies 101: 10-1

#10 - The Descent
Directed by Neil Marshall
Starring Shauna Macdonald, Natalie Jackson Mendoza, and Alex Reid
Released on August 4, 2006
Plot: A caving expedition goes horribly wrong, as the explorers become trapped and ultimately pursued by a strange breed of predators.
My thoughts: Easily the scariest movie I've ever seen. Like I've said, I'm not often scared by films, but the claustrophobic presence this movie gives off is unrelenting. Neil Marshall is a director to keep your eye on. He's already directed three great films, and is currently directing a war film entitled "Centurion" which is supposedly in the vain of Inglourious Basterds. The monsters in this movie are great, the gore is cool, but the strongest point of this movie is it's soundtrack. It's eerie and unsettling. A second film was released on DVD just recently. It's was pretty good as far as sequels go, but it had a tacked on and very Hollywood ending.
Robby014’s thoughts: Pretty decent movie. Even considering the genre, I still liked this movie. It was more of a jump scare movie, but that doesn’t mean the dark and gloomy feeling wasn’t there. A good watch.

#9 - Napoleon Dynamite
Directed by Jared Hess
Starring Jon Heder, Jon Gries, and Aaron Ruell
Released on August 27, 2004
Plot: A listless and alienated teenager decides to help his new friend win the class presidency in their small western high school, while he must deal with his bizarre family life back home.
My thoughts: Revenge of the Nerds meets Rushmore. That's what I see this movie as. And that's not a bad thing! This movie is highly quotable, good-spirited, and totally out there! My personal favorite scene is when Uncle Rico throws a blue-rare steak in Napoleon's face while he's biking. IDIOT! A cult-classic in the truest sense.
Robby014’s thoughts: As much as I hated this movie, I still can’t deny that it is one of the most quoted movies of all time. I don’t know why, but it is. The comedy is stupid, and there’s really nothing much to it, but somehow, I still watched it. Oh, and Retro, I still have this for PSP UMD thanks to you...

#8 - Forrest Gump
Directed by Robert Zemeckis
Starring Tom Hanks, Robin Wright, and Gary Sinise
Released on July 6, 1994
Plot: Forrest Gump, while not intelligent, has accidentally been present at many historic moments, but his true love, Jenny, eludes him.
My thoughts: I once wanted to remake this movie on a shitty video recorder. I was going to tie a feather on a fishing pole, and stand on my friend's apartment balcony, to imitate the iconic floating feather image. It obviously never happened. Goddamn you, you naive 14-year-old bastard. Still, I love this movie. Tom Hanks is my favorite actor of all time, and he shows his versatility in this film. Though I do find it sad that everyone leaves him for no apparent reason. Jenny leaves him like three times, and when he finally marries her, SHE FUCKING DIES! Lt. Dan leaves him by jumping off the shrimping boat, his mom dies, Bubba dies, he doesn't get to meet his son for 5 years, shit, even the feather leaves him at the end of the fucking movie! Oh, and Lt. Dan has magic legs.
Robby014’s thoughts: I didn’t like this movie as much as everyone else, but it was definitely a good one. I never knew there were so many ways to eat shrimp, good job Bubba. What Retro won’t tell you is that he was going to direct a remake of the movie on a cheap little camera. He was going to tie a feather to a fishing pole and try to recreate the floating feather effect from the film. Anyways, Forrest Gump is a must-watch!

#7 - The Green Mile
Directed by Frank Darabont
Starring Tom Hanks, Michael Clarke Duncan, and David Morse
Released on December 10, 1999
Plot: The story about the lives of guards on death row leading up to the execution of a black man accused of child murder and rape, who has the power of faith healing.
My thoughts: Another powerful movie. Another tear-jerker. Frank Darabont is the king of King. He knows how to make a perfect Stephen King movie, and this is his second best try at one. Michael Clarke Duncan is great as John Coffey ("Just like the drink, only not spelled the same."). Tom Hanks does a good job as a guard with a urinary tract infection. Great movies make the magical and unthinkable, believable, and this one certainly does the job. Also, another film with a fantastic soundtrack. Thomas Newman is one of the greatest composers of all time, second to John Williams, of course.

#6 - Finding Nemo
Directed by Andrew Stanton and Lee Unkrich
Starring Albert Brooks, Ellen DeGeneres, and Alexander Gould
Released on May 30, 2003
Plot: A father-son underwater adventure featuring Nemo, a boy clownfish, stolen from his coral reef home. His timid father must then travel to Sydney and search Sydney Harbour to find Nemo.
My thoughts: Another moving film from Pixar. This is their best, and why not? It has a beautiful setting, great animation, and a wonderful soundtrack from Thomas Newman. This is an adventure film in it's purest form. You feel compelled for both Marlin and Nemo to reunite, and the creatures they meet on their way are very well-animated. The greatest family film of all time.
Robby014’s thoughts: This, much like every goddamn Pixar movie, is a feel good film. It transforms you into a kid and teaches you all over again. I’ve done animation in the past, and I know how hard it is to make these films... I know they’re a big company and they’re experienced, but the effort is there in every one of the movies they make.

#5 - The Shawshank Redemption
Directed by Frank Darabont
Starring Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, and Bob Gunton
Released on September 23, 1994
Plot: Two imprisoned men bond over a number of years, finding solace and eventual redemption through acts of common decency.
My thoughts: Inspiring. That's my one word for this movie. Thank you, Frank Darabont, for making three great Stephen King movies worthy of the name. The Shawshank Redemption has great writing, great music, and great acting. Most notably, Morgan Freeman. This is his finest performance out of a career full of great work. This movie also introduced me to Tim Robbins, who isn't no slouch either. A definite must-see. I'm not the only one who feels this way, as The Shawshank Redemption is #1 on the IMDB Top 250.

#4 - Back to the Future
Directed by Robert Zemeckis
Starring Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, and Lea Thompson
Released on July 3, 1985
Plot: In 1985, Doc Brown invents time travel; in 1955, Marty McFly accidentally prevents his parents from meeting, putting his own existence at stake.
My thoughts: I am a huge Christopher Lloyd fan. I loved him in the BttF trilogy, and I loved him in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, as well as the show Taxi. This is his best film, and Robert Zemeckis' as well. The music is great. Alan Silvestri orchestrates one of the finest soundtracks in film history, and Michael J. Fox is brilliant as well. The effects were great for the time, and the story is very relatable. Everyone's always wondered what their parents were like as teenagers. The cliff-hanger ending is awesome, and the film as a whole is near-perfect. The greatest 80s film of all time.
Robby014’s thoughts: This movie is a lot of fun. I had never seen this until Retro showed me, and I’m (again) glad he did. Good performances and it looked like a lot of fun to put together. Holy shit.... I’m writing this and I KNOW that I’ve said pretty much all of this before, at least 10 times. So, it’s time for something different..... RANDOM MICHAEL J. FOX JOKE! Michael J. Fox can go back in time, but what can’t he do? Use an Etch-A-Sketch!

#3 - Pulp Fiction
Directed by Quentin Tarantino
Starring John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, and Uma Thurman
Released on October 14, 1994
Plot: The lives of two mob hit men, a boxer, a gangster's wife, and a pair of diner bandits intertwine in four tales of violence and redemption.
My thoughts: Tarantino's best. This film is so good, that I've completely memorized the Big Kahuna Burger scene. The film has a quite long runtime of 154 minutes, but it flies by like an 80 minute movie. Easily the best written film of all time, and the acting is top-notch. My personal favorite line is "I think I shot Marvin in the face..."
Robby014’s thoughts: Not the greatest movie out there, but it was alright. I found that a line I’ve heard a million times was in this movie, with no one other than Sammy J saying it. “MMmhmmm... this IS a tasy burger.” What a great scene. This movie helps bring my opinion of Tarantino up, which is strange.

#2 - Dumb & Dumber
Directed by Peter Farrelly
Starring Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels, and Lauren Holly
Released on December 16, 1994
Plot: The cross-country adventures of two good-hearted but incredibly stupid friends.
My thoughts: The funniest movie of all time. I love the films of Jim Carrey, and this is his best. Carrey and Daniels have great comedic chemistry, and the movie's soundtrack is great. Too bad the Farrelly brothers haven't pumped out anything as good as this since. POINTLESS TRIVIA: The writers originally wanted Nicolas Cage and Gary Oldman. WHAT!?!
Robby014’s thoughts: I love comedy. It’s a fact. I just plain love it. I hate stupid comedy if it’s done wrong. Fortunately, everything about this film was done right. There are sooooo many scenes that kept me entertained, and I recently saw a 2 dollar showing of this movie and it reminded me of how it’s still funny after you’ve seen it. Another thing: THIS is one of the best movies to quote. Not surprising that this is a top-ranker. The only question it raises is “WHAT COULD POSSIBLY TOP THIS?!?!”

AND #1.................

#1 - Throbbin Hood
Directed by Cash Markman
Starring Ron Jeremy, Alyssa Alure, and Angelica Sin
Released on July 1, 1999
Plot: Throbbin Hood and his Very Merry Men go on an adventure to rescue Maid Mary Ann, and get their fuck on. Too bad the frigid Queen Caroline and her cockblocking cohort Sheriff Naughty Ham are trying to stop them.
My thoughts: Ummmm, sorry, total fuckup on my part.... (RUNS AWAY)
Robby014's thoughts: Alright, but not as good as In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon...

The real #1....... (drumroll)

#1 - Jurassic Park
Directed by Steven Spielberg
Starring Sam Neill, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum
Released on June 11, 1993
Plot: During a preview tour, a theme park suffers a major power breakdown that allows its cloned dinosaur exhibits to run amok.
My thoughts: My favorite film of all time. This is the only perfect movie I've ever seen. Everything from the acting, the soundtrack, the effects, the tension, the comic relief, the writing... it's all flawless. Fuck you, Schindler's List. Step aside, Close Encounters. Jurassic Park is Spielberg's greatest achievement in filmmaking. This was the first movie I'd ever seen, and it remains my favorite. All the film's in the Jurassic Park trilogy are good, but JP3 is only a summer popcorn movie. The first two films were actually intelligent. I've been waiting for Jurassic Park IV for nine years, so I hope it goes into production soon. Whenever I don’t know what to watch, I almost always pop in Jurassic Park, because I’m guaranteed a great film. Now the new Telltale Games episodic video game series is coming out this winter, and a new comic series, Jurassic Park: Redemption is out. JP is making a comeback, and that’s fucking awesome. I am in fucking love with this film, and THIS is why I got into cinema. THIS is why I watch movies. THIS is an incredible film that inspires me.
Robby014’s thoughts: THIS is how you top Dumb & Dumber. A movie that focuses less on ketchup and mustard wars and more on.... well.... everything. I went in to see a movie, and I got much more than that. It doesn’t surprise me at all that this would make it to Retro’s #1 spot. Probably not #1 for me, but it would definitely rank high. This is why we go to the movies, and anyone who won’t like this is still in diapers. End of story. Good call, Retro. ‘Till next time.

Movies 101: 20-11

#20 - Monsters, Inc.
Directed by Pete Docter and David Silverman
Starring John Goodman, Billy Crystal, and Mary Gibbs
Released on November 2, 2001
Plot: Monsters generate their city's power by scaring children, but they are terribly afraid themselves of being contaminated by children, so when one enters Monstropolis, top scarer Sulley finds his world disrupted.
My thoughts: Pixar again releases a great film. Monsters, Inc. is their second best movie. It's touching, funny, and original. The effects were great for the time, and still hold up pretty well, and it ended up being one of the best movies of 2001. Also, it has a wonderful ending. Still, is it that necessary to make a sequel? Apparently Disney thinks so according to IMDB. Monsters, Inc. 2 is headed to theaters in 2012.

#19 - Knocked Up
Directed by Judd Apatow
Starring Seth Rogan, Katherine Heigl, and Paul Rudd
Released on June 1, 2007
Plot: For fun loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant.
My thoughts: Again, Judd Apatow writes a stellar comedy. The difference between a movie like Knocked Up and Juno, is that Knocked Up is a lot more relatable. This is Seth Rogan's best movie, and Apatow's as well.
Robby014’s thoughts: This was a great movie. It’s sort of an important topic to make a movie about, too. It kept me fairly entertained.

#18 - Detroit Rock City
Directed by Adam Rifkin
Starring Giuseppe Andrews, James DeBello, and Edward Furlong
Released on August 13, 1999
Plot: A comedy about four teenagers in 1978 who try to scam their way into a KISS concert.
My thoughts: I am a fan of classic rock. KISS is one of my favorite bands, but I'm not a hardcore fan. The four friends in this movie are definite hardcore fans. They fight, fuck, and rob to get their KISS tickets, and it's alot of fun to watch them get to the concert. The music in this movie is fucking amazing.

#17 - The Dark Knight
Directed by Christopher Nolan
Starring Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, and Aaron Eckhart
Released on July 18, 2008
Plot: Batman, Gordon and Harvey Dent are forced to deal with the chaos unleashed by an anarchist known only as the Joker, as it drives each of them to their limits.
My thoughts: There is no doubt in my mind that this is easily the greatest comic book movie I've ever seen. I didn't love Batman Begins, though I definitely enjoyed it, but this is a groundbreaking film. It's not only the greatest comic book film of all time, but one of the greatest crime epic's I've ever seen.
Robby014’s thoughts: I didn’t like this movie over Iron Man, but it was still alright. I’m not as big of a fan as everyone else is, and frankly, Heath Ledger did do a great job. Still, this film can’t be held up by his performance...

#16 - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Directed by Adam McKay
Starring Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate, and Paul Rudd
Released on July 9, 2004
Plot: Ron Burgundy is San Diego's top rated newsman in the male dominated broadcasting of the 1970's, but that's all about to change when a new female employee with ambition to burn arrives in his office.
My thoughts: Like I said earlier, I'm not a huge fan of Will Ferrell. I find his humor mostly unrelatable, and overtly silly, but somehow this movie got to me. It's easily his funniest movie, and without a doubt one of the greatest comedies of all time. The real star of the show, however, is Steve Carrell. He was meant to play Brick Tambland, and he makes this already great movie amazing.
Robby014’s thoughts: FUCK THIS MOVIE! I normally like Will Ferrell, I don’t know why either. This style of comedy is just too dumb to make me laugh. Another Family Guy humour movie. Better luck next time.

#15 - Field of Dreams
Directed by Phil Alden Robinson
Starring Kevin Costner, Amy Madigan, and Gaby Hoffmann
Released on April 21, 1989
Plot: An Iowa corn farmer, hearing voices, interprets them as a command to build a baseball diamond in his fields; he does and the Chicago Black Sox come.
My thoughts: I love this movie. It's touching, powerful, and overall magical. Let me get this out of the way; I hate Kevin Costner. He was terrible in The Postman, he was terrible in Waterworld, and he was terrible in Swing Vote. Fuck you, Mr. Costner. Still, he is great in this movie, but even better than him is Ray
Liotta and James Earl Jones. They work wonders in this movie. You must see this film.
Robby014’s thoughts: Who’s the black dude? He’s awesome. I remember very little of this movie, mainly because I’m reminded of only one line in the entire movie. “If you build it, he will come.” Still, it’s a great movie and I can’t recommend it enough.

#14 - Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Directed by James Cameron
Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, and Edward Furlong
Released on July 3, 1991
Plot: The cyborg who once tried to kill Sarah Connor must now protect her teenage son, John Connor, from an even more powerful and advanced cyborg.
My thoughts: This is an action film masterpiece. It stands the test of time, and somehow, still remains as good as it did in Summer '91. This is Arnold's best movie, and without a doubt, James Cameron's all time greatest film. You don't have to have watched the original to enjoy this action movie, and you don't have to like action movies to like this film. That scene where Linda Hamilton is in the playground when it gets nuked, and she turns into a skeleton, that always scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.
Robby014’s thoughts: This is definitely a must-watch. If I made a list like this, it would be in my top 10 without a doubt. Besides, the scene at the end with the thumbs up is enough to make it award worthy...

#13 - Stand by Me
Directed by Rob Reiner
Starring Wil Wheaton, River Phoenix, and Corey Feldman
Released on August 8, 1986
Plot: After the death of a friend, a writer recounts a boyhood journey to find the body of a missing boy.
My thoughts: This is a powerful movie. I loved Stephen King's novella "The Body" of which this film is based upon, but the movie is just as good. Rob Reiner is very careful when adapting a book into a film, i.e. Misery. Richard Dreyfuss plays the part of the writer/narrator beautifully, and all the kids do a great job of portraying Gordy, Teddy, Chris, and Vern. One thing that always struck me as a powerful moment in this film was the shot at the end, where River Phoenix's character walks away into the sunset, and while he's walking, he just dissolves away. It's a strong contrast to the real-life death of River Phoenix, who passed away at a young age.
Robby014’s thoughts: Retro was telling me for a very long time to watch this movie. Quite frankly, I’m glad he did. The scene with the train coming was a terrifying experience, even though I was in a chair watching a TV.

#12 - Antwone Fisher
Directed by Denzel Washington
Starring Derek Luke, Denzel Washington, and Malcolm David Kelley
Released on January 10, 2003
Plot: Antwone Fisher, a young navy man, is forced to see a psychiatrist after a violent outburst against a fellow crewman. During the course of treatment, a painful past is revealed and a new hope begins.
My thoughts: This is a definite tear-jerker. I don't often get tearful during movies, but this one did it to me. Hell, it does it to me everytime I watch it. I think the movie works because it isn't pessimistic. Terrible things happen to Antwone during his life, but the film holds a recurring theme, which is hope and the future. Denzel Washington has crafted a brilliant film, one that I think everyone should see at least once. Though I did enjoy Precious, I think this is a much superior film.

#11 - Kill Bill: Vol. 2
Directed by Quentin Tarantino
Starring Uma Thurman, David Carradine, and Michael Madsen
Released on April 16, 2004
Plot: The murderous Bride continues her vengeance quest against her ex-boss, Bill, and his two remaining associates; his younger brother Budd, and Bill's latest flames, Elle.
My thoughts: Fuck! Tarantino is a goddamn genius! While Kill Bill: Vol. 1 doesn't make this list, it's still fucking awesome, and must be seen prior to watching this film. Uma Thurman is the only one I can see playing this role, and David Carradine is fucking brilliant in this film. Bill was barely seen in the first film, but Tarantino fleshes him out in this one. Quentin's written some of his best dialogue for Bill, and in the end, you don't know if you even want him to die. Also, the film has a great soundtrack. The first film's soundtrack was okay, but lacked some real music. The RZA returns, but director Robert Rodriguez demonstrates his talent in the music department for the film's soundtrack. A fantastic film.
Robby014’s thoughts: I’m not a big fan of anything Tarantino has done really. Nothing of his has really made me say “WOW!” This movie was representative of this.... again.

Movies 101: 30-21

#30 - The 40 Year Old Virgin
Directed by Judd Apatow
Starring Steve Carrell, Catherine Keener, and Paul Rudd
Released on August 19, 2005
Plot: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.
My thoughts: This is a good-hearted and funny comedy from the always great Judd Apatow. Everyone pulls in great performances, and the characters are believable. Not quite as good as Apatow's Knocked Up, but damn close.
Robby014’s thoughts: This was a good movie. Steve Carrell is a great actor and he’s naturally funny. Seriously, you just have to look at this guy’s face and laugh. That’s all it takes.

#29 - The Sixth Sense
Directed by M. Night Shyamlala?????
Starring Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment, and Toni Collette
Released on August 6, 1999
Plot: A boy who communicates with spirits that don't know they're dead seeks the help of a dishearted child psychologist.
My thoughts: What the fuck ever happened to Haley Joel Osment? He was arguably the greatest child actor of all time, and even outshined Bruce Willis in this movie. The ending of the film is powerful and moving, and the film is heart-warming and chilling at the same time. Probably the only good movie from M. Night Shmuckaluckadingdong.
Robby014’s thoughts: This movie was equally awesome/intriguing/disturbing/surprising all at the same time. I agree with Retro, Osment did a great job in this film. The movie is extremely quotable too, and that’s always a good thing. Good twists in the movie, as well.

#28 - Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Directed by Jonathan Mostow
Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl, and Claire Danes
Released on July 2, 2003
Plot: John Connor is now in his 20's, and a female terminator, called T-X or Terminatrix, is after him. Another T-101 is sent back through time to protect John once again on the verge of the rise of the machines.
My thoughts: Alot of people hated this movie, but I almost enjoyed it better than Judgment Day. The T-X is sexy and threatening, and Arnold is great as always. Nick Stahl is my favorite John Connor, and Claire Danes is an annoying bitch. The is an almost flawless action film. Better than the first, and much better than Terminator Salvation.

#27 - District 9
Directed by Neill Blomkamp and Peter Robert Gerber
Starring Sharlto Copley, Jason Cope, and Nathalie Boltt
Released on August 14, 2009
Plot: An extraterrestrial race forced to live in slum-like conditions on Earth suddenly finds a kindred spirit in a government agent who is exposed to their biotechnology.
My thoughts: Easily my favorite film of 2009. This is a moving and powerful sci-fi flick. A film with a low-budget and a relatively unknown cast, this movie blew me away. Peter Jackson knew what he was doing when he funded this movie. Near-perfect.
Robby014’s thoughts: Although I preferred Avatar, this was still a great movie. Go see it. Why? Because nothing quite matches outerspace-grasshopper-hookers...

#26 - The Mist
Directed by Frank Darabont
Starring Thomas Jane, Marcia Gay Harden, and Laurie Holden
Released on November 21, 2007
Plot: A freak storm unleashes a species of blood-thirsty creatures on a small town, where a small band of citizens hole-up in a supermarket and fight for their lives.
My thoughts: Probably the single greatest ending of any film I've ever seen. Fuck everything you know about movies, because The Mist will kick you in the balls! Frank Darabont along with Rob Reiner know how to make a perfect Stephen King adaptation. The effects are great, and the cinematography is beautiful. A must see.
Robby014’s thoughts: I didn’t get to see this one in it’s entirety, but Retro showed me the ending to it. I’ve never felt more jewed even though I didn’t pay 12 dollars for a ticket. But seriously, I didn’t even have time to connect with these characters, and I still felt like crap for them. Good ending, anyway.

#25 - Into the Wild
Directed by Sean Penn
Starring Emile Hirsch, Marcia Gay Harden, and William Hurt
Released on September 28, 2007
Plot: After graduating from Emory University, top student and athlete Christopher McCandless abandons his possessions, gives his entire $24,000 savings account to charity and hitchhikes to Alaska to live in the wilderness. Along the way, Christopher encounters a series of characters that shape his life.
My thoughts: I had no clue that Sean Penn was a director until I saw this incredible experience of a movie. Oh! And is it just me, or does Marcia Gay Harden have the most sexually-implied name of all time? This movie is powerful and inspiring, and the acting is superb. A friend watched this movie in school, and stressed that I watch it. I now stress to you, watch this fucking movie. You'll be gay harden.

#24 - Casino Royale
Directed by Martin Campbell
Starring Daniel Craig, Eva Green, and Mads Mikkelsen
Released on November 17, 2006
Plot: In his first mission, James Bond must stop Le Chiffre, a banker to the world's terrorist organizations, from winning a high-stakes poker tournament at Casino Royale in Montenegro.
My thoughts: Daniel Craig is beyond a doubt the best Bond ever. He gives an otherwise robotic character, depth and emotion. Sean Connery, Roger Moore, and Pierce Brosnan were okay, but they tried to portray a superhero, not a human being. This is the best Bond film I've ever seen and possibly the finest action film ever made. Oh, and it has the greatest opening credits sequence in any film I've ever seen. If you enjoyed this movie, don't forget to watch the fantastic sequel, Quantum of Solace.
Robby014’s thoughts: Bleh... Nothing good to say about it. Just another Bond film, except this time it’s a 00’s Bond instead of Brosnand for the 90s, and Sean Connery for the 60s. This wasn’t very interesting, and I didn’t think Craig did a good job, really.

#23 - The Lost World: Jurassic Park
Directed by Steven Spielberg
Starring Jeff Goldblum, Julianne Moore, and Pete Postlethwaite
Released on May 23, 1997
Plot: A research team is sent to the Jurassic Park Site B island to study the dinosaurs there while another team approaches with another agenda.
My thoughts: I am a Jurassic Park fanboy. I have been for as long as I can remember. Jurassic Park was the first film I had ever seen, and it remains one of my favorites. Usually sequels don't end up being as good as the original, or even good at all, but The Lost World is one of the best sequels I've ever had the pleasure of watching. The story is different, the effects are superior, and the actors all do a good job. This movie has a criminally low score of 6.0 on IMDB. Why? It's a great movie and a great follow-up to a great film.

#22 - Saw III
Directed by Darren Lynn Bousman
Starring Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, and Angus Macfadyen
Released on October 27, 2006
Plot: Jigsaw kidnaps a doctor to keep him alive while he watches his new apprentice put an unlucky citizen through a brutal test.
My thoughts: This is the best of the Saw films, and while none of the other films in the popular horror franchise made my list, I enjoyed them all. What makes Saw III stand out from the crowd is the characters, the tension, and what ends up being one of the best twist endings of all time. The soundtrack is unbelievably amazing, and the gore is out of this world. I cannot recommend this movie enough. Still, don't see this movie if you haven't seen Saw 1-2.
Robby014’s thoughts: Not a big fan of this genre in general. I don’t care for these kinds of movies, but I hear lots of people talking about all the Saw movies. They just need to know when to call it quits and stop becoming the next AOL. SAW 193, COMING TO A SPACETHEATER NEAR YOU!

#21 - Hostel
Directed by Eli Roth
Starring Jay Hernandez, Derek Richardson, and Eythor Gudjonsson
Released on January 6, 2006
Plot: Three backpackers head to a Slovakian city that promises to meet their hedonistic expectations, with no idea of the hell that awaits them.
My thoughts: This movie is hated by millions of people. I have no clue why. The first half of the film is a drug/sex comedy, not unlike EuroTrip, and the second half of the film is a disturbing and terrifying experience. This is what makes Eli Roth a horror film genius. In Hostel, you start out feeling happy and amused, and out of nowhere, BAM! You're in the middle of a hellaciously evil torture film. If you enjoyed Hostel, make sure to see Hostel: Part II.
Robby014’s thoughts: Everyone I know hates this movie, and yet they love porn. And I guess, it’s not a terrible movie, but maybe I’m still charmed by the go-go jugs...

Movies 101: 40-31

#40 - Goodfellas
Directed by Martin Scorsese
Starring Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta, and Joe Pesci
Released on September 19, 1990
Plot: Henry Hill and his friends work their way up through the mob hierarchy.
My thoughts: I don't know about you, but I found this movie terrifying. I had no clue who to trust in this film, and anyone could be an enemy. I don't know if Pulp Fiction counts as a mob movie, but if it doesn't, than this is the single greatest mafia film of all time. Ray Liotta and Robert De Niro are great in this movie, but Joe Pesci is the one who steals the show. He won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for this movie, and he sure deserved it. Easily my favorite Scorsese movie. If you enjoyed this, make sure to check out Taxi Driver. Another great De Niro/Scorsese collaboration.
Robby014’s thoughts: Good story, great actors and really popular movie. Who hasn’t seen this? Everyone did a good job in this movie and a few stood out because of their incredible performances. Also really quotable. “How am I funny? Do I fuckin’ amuse you?”

#39 - A Beautiful Mind
Directed by Ron Howard
Starring Russell Crowe, Ed Harris, and Jennifer Connelly
Released on January 4, 2002
Plot: After a brilliant but asocial mathematician accepts secret work in cryptography, his life takes a turn to the nightmarish.
My thoughts: I often enjoy the films of Ron Howard. I loved The Grinch, Cocoon was great, and Ransom was a decent action film, but this is a great movie. I don't think highly of Russell Crowe, but he plays Nash perfectly. An intense and thematic story, with an awesome twist about half-way through the film, make this a great drama/mystery.

#38 - The Karate Kid
Directed by John G. Avildsen
Starring Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita, and Elisabeth Shue
Released on June 22, 1984
Plot: A handyman/martial arts master agrees to teach a bullied boy karate and shows him that there is more to the martial arts than fighting.
My thoughts: Part after-school special, part inspiring sports movie, The Karate Kid is one of the greatest sports movies and one of the finest 80s films I've ever seen. I used to get stoned and watch this movie all the time. It's corny, funny, and inspiring, and it has a fantastic soundtrack, such as You're the Best Around by Joe Esposito. The Will Smith produced/Jackie Chan starring remake sounds pretty risky, but the trailer looks promising.
Robby014’s thoughts: Incredible! A great film. This is an experience not to be missed. Pat Morita is awesome as hell and it’s a pretty inspiring movie. Oh, and the music is GODGASMIC! There’s not a single person who hasn’t heard of this movie. Not too excited about the remake, though...

#37 - Where the Wild Things Are
Directed by Spike Jonze
Starring Max Records, James Gandolfini, and Lauren Ambrose
Released on October 16, 2009
Plot: An adaptation of Maurice Sendak's classic children's story, where Max, a disobedient little boy sent to bed without his supper, creates his own world--a forest inhabited by ferocious wild creatures that crown Max as their ruler.
My thoughts: When I came out of this movie, I felt the same way I do when I come out of a great Pixar movie. A sense of childhood innocence comes over me, and I feel like a kid again. I think that's what these kind of movies are for. They entertain children and adults alike. Still, they chose a strange director for this movie. Prior to this, Spike Jonze directed the R-rated dark comedy Adaptation, and is the creator of Jackass. Wow. Regardless, this was one of the best films of 2009, and everyone should see it.
Robby 014’s thoughts: I didn’t see this, nor did I read the book. It didn’t look very good to me, so I didn’t see it.

#36 - Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Directed by John Hughes
Starring Matthew Broderick, Alan Ruck, and Mia Sara
Released on June 11, 1986
Plot: A high school wise guy is determined to have a day off from school, despite of what the principal thinks of that.
My thoughts: John Hughes and Judd Apatow are the Quentin Tarantino of comedies. Hughes' and Apatow's movies are so well-written, that you feel like you're watching people talk on the spot, right in front of you. This is John Hughes best film, and not only is the script unbelievabely awesome, but the performances are amazing as well. Most notably Matthew Broderick and Jeffrey Jones. John Hughes connected with teens, and his films are proof of that.
Robby014’s thoughts: “Bueller..... Bueller..... Bueller.....” Awesome. This was cool movie and a friend of ours got a T-shirt about it. Quotable and a good time. Watch it.

#35 - Dog Soldiers
Directed by Neil Marshall
Starring Sean Pertwee, Kevin McKidd, and Emma Cleasby
Released on May 10, 2002
Plot: A routine military exercise turns into a nightmare in the Scotland wilderness.
My thoughts: There is no doubt in my mind that Neil Marshall and Eli Roth are the future of modern horror. Marshall has Dog Soldiers, The Descent, and Doomsday, and Roth has Cabin Fever, and the Hostel films. All of these movies are incredible, and are a testament to the horror genre. Dog Soldiers is a straight-up werewolf movie. No cut-aways, no PG-13 rating, just pure-blooded guts and gore. The acting is fantastic, the cinematography and the music are awesome, and the movie doesn't take itself seriously at all. For instance, a guy is about to get eaten by a werewolf, and just before he dies, he exclaims "I hope I give you the shits.". Awesome. Fuck An American Werewolf in London! This is the best werewolf movie.

#34 - American Pie 2
Directed by J.B. Rogers
Starring Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth, and Alyson Hannigan
Released on August 10, 2001
Plot: The continuing bawdy adventures of a group of friends reuniting after their first year of college.
My thoughts: I typically hate these kind of movies. While I did enjoy the first three Pie movies, the direct-to-video films were okay at best. This is the best of the seven films. The soundtrack is great, there's some great nudity, and the film is overall, just outrageous. Can you name any other movie where a guy superglues his hand to his cock?

#33 - Wedding Crashers
Directed by David Dobkin
Starring Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, and Christopher Walken
Released on July 15, 2005
Plot: John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Cleary.
My thoughts: I remember this movie fondly, because it was the first R-rated movie I saw in the theaters. Seriously, when you're 13 and you see tits on the screen the size of your upper torso, it's magical. Seriously, though. This movie is hilarious and has a good soundtrack. Vince Vaughn is a comedic genius, and Christopher Walken always kicks ass.
Robby014’s thoughts: I couldn’t agree more, Retro. This is a fun movie. I mean, who can resist the ‘Shout’ scene (drools). Fun stuff. Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn are great together in this movie.

#32 - Se7en
Directed by David Fincher
Starring Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, and Gwyneth Paltrow
Released on September 22, 1995
Plot: Police drama about two cops, one new and one about to retire, after a serial killer using the seven deadly sins as his MO.
My thoughts: This is one of the creepiest movies I've ever seen. I like to compare this film to Frank Darabont's The Mist. They set up the characters so that you care for them, and then BANG! Not unlike The Mist, this movie has a devistating ending, so much that it's almost vomitous.... in a good way.

#31 - Cloverfield
Directed by Matt Reeves
Starring Lizzy Caplan, Jessica Lucas, and T.J. Miller
Released on January 18, 2008
Plot: Revolves around a monster attack in New York as told from the point of view of a small group of people.
My thoughts: This movie is fucking scary! I mean it! The found footage motife works wonders for these sorts of films. You literally feel like a character in the movie. I was so excited for this movie when it came out, and it exceeded my expectations. An absolute must-see. Can't wait for the equally secretive Super 8.
Robby014’s thoughts: FUCK YES! Screw all of you who threw up at this movie because the camera was ‘too shaky’. TOUGHEN THE HELL UP! This was an incredible movie and the camera filming was great too, it really immersed you in the movie. Hud is a great character and provides a bit of comedic relief. There was a lot more to this story than just the movie, though. Me and Retro played this viral puzzle game on the interent that unlocks a bunch of secret footage about pretty much nothing to do with the movie. I enjoyed this movie a HELL of a lot, though, and I am also excited for J.J. Abrams upcoming Super 8.

Movies 101: 50-41

#50 - Team America: World Police
Directed by Trey Parker
Starring Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Kristen Miller
Runtime: 98 minutes
Released on October 15, 2004
Plot: Popular Broadway actor Gary Johnston is recruited by the elite counter-terrorism organization Team America: World Police. As the world begins to crumble around him, he must battle with terrorists, celebrities and falling in love.
My thoughts: When I said I hated musicals, I meant serious musicals. This is more of a satire than anything. This movie is downright crass, crude, and offensive, and it totally works! The South Park guys have an intelligent sense of humor and they use it to make the dumbest movie of all time. I know several people who fucking hate this film, but I can't deny my love for it.
Robby014's thoughts: THIS IS A FLAMING PIECE OF TRASH! I respect your opinions, Retro, but WHY IS THIS ON HERE!?! You said it yourself, "The dumbest movie of all time"... Don't watch this! Run away!

#49 - South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
Directed by Trey Parker
Starring Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Mary Kay Bergman
Runtime: 81 minutes
Released on June 30, 1999
Plot: When the four boys see an R-rated movie featuring Canadians Terrance & Phillip, they are pronounced "corrupted", and their parents pressure the United States to wage war against Canada.
My thoughts: I'm Canadian. This movie satires Canadian culture. Am I offended by this? FUCK NO! This movie is easily the greatest musical I have ever seen! The songs are inventive and fun, and the writing is outstanding. Where else can you see a movie where Suddam Hussein fucks Satan? Please, Trey and Matt! Make another movie!
Robby014’s thoughts: Dog shit. Move on. In my opinion, nothing good has come from South Park or their creators. Shove a dick assholes.

#48 - Juno
Directed by Jason Reitman
Starring Ellen Page, Michael Cera, and Jennifer Garner
Runtime: 96 minutes
Released on December 25, 2007
Plot: Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child.
My thoughts: I was caught completely offguard with this quirky feel-good dramedy. I'd never heard of Ellen Page previous to this and her performance as Juno McGuff was a big surprise for me. Michael Cera is great as always and Jennifer Garner provides something to the art of film besides T&A. J.K. Simmons is always awesome, and this is one of his best roles.
Robby014’s thoughts: Pretty boring movie. Mind you, I watched it at 2 in the morning or something. Not worth the time for me.

#47 - Ice Age
Directed by Chris Wedge and Carlos Saldanha
Starring Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, and Denis Leary
Runtime: 81 minutes
Released on March 15, 2002
Plot: Set during the Ice Age, a sabertooth tiger, a sloth, and a wooly mammoth find a lost human infant, and they try to return him to his tribe.
My thoughts: I am a huge Denis Leary fan. I loved both his No Cure for Cancer and Lock 'N Load specials, and his book, Why We Suck is fucking genius. He's an extremely raw comedian, so why does he do so many kids' movies? Think about it: A Bug's Life, Ice Age 1-3, and The Sandlot? Still, his humor shines through as the cynical sabertooth tiger, Diego. This movie is hilarious and heart-warming. Too bad the Star Wars: The Clone Wars movie stole this film's plot.
Robby 014’s thoughts: How can you top a movie like this? I loved this the first time I saw it and every time after. We got it for Christmas and my entire family enjoyed it. All the characters are likeable and the character development is substantial in this movie.

#46 - Click
Directed by Frank Coraci
Starring Adam Sandler, Kate Beckinsale, and Christopher Walken
Released on June 23, 2006
Plot: A workaholic architect finds a universal remote that allows him to fast-forward and rewind to different parts of his life. Complications arise when the remote starts to overrule his choices.
My thoughts: Yes, I know this movie is a rip-off of It's a Wonderful Life, but I still love it for some reason. Adam Sandler has more of an acting talent than a comedic one, and he delivers a convincing performance. This movie is more of a dramedy than a comedy, but it's a good one. Henry Winkler is fantastic in this movie.
Robby014’s thoughts: Kind of a mix of emotions in this movie. It’s a good comedy, but Retro’s right, it’s got a bit of drama and is a pretty moving film. Good performances, and a good investment at the video store.

#45 - He Was a Quiet Man
Directed by Frank A. Cappello
Starring Christian Slater, Elisha Cuthbert, and William H. Macy
Released on December 7, 2007
Plot: An office worker inadvertently becomes a hero after he saves a woman's life.
My thoughts: This movie is a complete mind-fuck. You'll guess the twists, and then end up wrong. The movie exceeded my expectations in every way and Elisha Cuthbert delivers an Oscar-worthy role in this movie.

#44 - A Goofy Movie
Directed by Kevin Lima
Starring Bill Farmer, Jason Marsden, and Jim Cummings
Released on April 7, 1995
Plot: When Max makes a preposterous promise to his girlfriend, his chances of fulfilling it seem hopeless when he is dragged onto a cross-country trip with his embarrassing father, Goofy.
My thoughts: Fuck South Park, this is the greatest musical of all time! This is the definitive 90s animated film. It has great 90s tunes, a great 90s story, and a shitload of great Disney references. Although, the beginning when Max turns into Goofy used to scare the hell out of me!
Robby014's thoughts: I love this movie. It's tons of fun. "Eye to Eye" and "Stand Out" are great songs and it's sad that you don't see that kind of effort being put into animated films anymore. This is also a quotable movie, but it doesn't make me mad when someone comes up to me and says "It's the leaning tower of CHEESA!". Also, this movie came out on my birthday. :)

#43 - King Kong
Directed by Peter Jackson
Starring Naomi Watts, Jack Black, and Adrien Brody
Released on December 14, 2005
Plot: In 1933 New York, an overly ambitious movie producer coerces his cast and hired ship crew to travel to mysterious Skull Island, where they encounter Kong, a giant ape who is immediately smitten with leading lady Ann Darrow.
My thoughts: One of the saddest films of all time. Jack Black delivers a surprising performance as the greedy director, and Kong is the single greatest CGI film character. Peter Jackson is a visionary, and he makes a King Kong that surpasses the original.

#42 - Jackie Brown
Directed by Quentin Tarantino
Starring Pam Grier, Samuel L. Jackson, and Robert Forster
Released on December 25, 1997
Plot: A female flight attendant becomes a key figure in a plot between the police and an arms dealer.
My thoughts: This is another amazing film from Tarantino. Jackie Brown has more of his smart dialogue and a great soundtrack! I'm not a big blaxploitation fan, but if you want to see Pam Grier in another similar film, make sure to rent Foxy Brown. Robert Forster is the real talent in this film, though. He delivers a performance not unlike Richard Jenkins in Burn After Reading.

#41 - The Perfect Storm
Directed by Wolfgang Petersen
Starring George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, and Diane Lane
Released on June 30, 2000
Plot: An unusually intense storm pattern catches some commercial fishermen unaware and puts them in mortal danger.
My thoughts: This is one of the best "true story" movies I've seen. I haven't been a big fan of George Clooney since Batman & Robin, and Marky Mark isn't exactly a great actor, but all of the performances in this are pretty solid, and the soundtrack is great. I was relatively new to the films of Wolfgang Petersen when I saw this movie, but I have since seen some pretty decent action movies from him, such as Air Force One, and Troy. This is a really emotional movie, so don't watch it with a date or your significant other, unless they're into you being sensitive, in which case, GET SOME POON!